Lets make this blog less mundane. ADD JOKES!!

Laughter is the best medicine. However, sorrow is the source of all humour. But who cares? Just LAUGH.


Because I don't have a personal computer, I use one at my local library. One day I urgently needed to research something, so I hastily put on my gloves and helmet, and jumped onto my bike to head over to the library. Dashing into the building, I sat down and started to work. Moments later another library patron approached me. "Excuse me," he said. "I've heard of computers crashing, but this is the first time I've ever seen anyone wearing a helmet." — Joke contributed by Jim Leahy

A sign in a church: "Don't leave your belongings unattended. People might think its a sign"

We sell greeting cards at my drugstore. A young woman handed me one to ring up. It read "To the one and only man in my life." Then she handed me a second card -- with the same message. — Joke contributed by Linda Anderson

"I have a room which is full of mirrors. That's where I go to reflect."

I'd had enough of my employees' abusing their allotted break time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board: "Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes." — Joke contributed by Don Snyder

My husband, a computer expert, often troubleshoots for people like me who are still struggling to learn basic computer functions. One day I called him at work when I had a minor disaster. As I listened with pencil poised, ready to record his instructions, he said, "Okay, here's what you need to do. Go downstairs, put the tea kettle on, and don't touch the computer again until I come home." — Joke contributed by Marti Wibbels

"My husband is a paramedic. One day an old woman called for help because she was feeling breathless. Greg and his partner went over the house immediately. On arrival, Greg put on a clip to the woman's index finger. 'What is you age?' asked Greg. '56.' the woman replied. The clip started to make beeping noises instantly. 'That is a lie-detector.' said Greg. 'Now what did you say your age was again?' '67.' the woman said sheepishly."


posted by shawn wee